Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Opposum Obituary


Orville Opposum, born April 2008, died sometime in September, 2008.
Opposum was a night scavanger by trade and resided within the Green Turtle Bay Resort property in Grand Rivers, Kentucky. He is survived by several hundred kin in the local area. Orville died at the home of Mr. and Mrs. BCD, under the porch, high in the vapor barrier area. Many thanks go to our local hero, Slim Shady, for locating the body and giving Orville a proper opposum burial.

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